Samanthaisms.

All my kiddos make me laugh on a constant basis. Samantha has a lot of one liners that make me giggle when I think about them, and when I post them to facebook, my friends say they bring laughter to their lives as well. Here are a few of her latest "Samanthaisms."

* "Mommy, you're beautiful. Of course, you have to be. I'm your daughter."

* "Mommy, I'm going to Oz! I'm getting Maggie brains!" (in a whisper) Don't worry, Oz is just in my room!"

* "Mommy, I'm going to fall in love with the garbage man! We're going to fall in love and he's going to kiss me!"

* "If Peter Pan came to my room, I'd leave with him. He's cute."

* "Mommy, I made a decision last night. Instead of marrying the garbage man, I'm marrying OMER. I think you'd like that better. Plus, he's soft and cuddly. And I like his hat."


     Me: "Well Samantha, the great thing about love is, you can't help who you fall in love with, so you can marry whomever it is you want. It's not about who your mommy wants you to marry."

    Sam: "Good talk, Mom."

* "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a smart alice like you."

Happy Friday!

Melissa