More "isms."

Everyone keeps suggesting that one day I write a book with all of my kiddos hilarious moments of discussion with me... and believe me, I don't remember and share them all!

Here are a few from this past week.

* Maggie was talking about Buzz. There are 3 Toy Story movies...
Buzz 1, Buzz 2, and "Buzz when mom cry!"

* Sam: "Mommy, do you wish you could brush my hair and I could sing and you could get all younger and more beautiful-er?
  Me: "umm, sure, I guess."
  Sam: "Yeah. Mudder dies in the movie, though."
  Me: "Yes, she does. I guess it's a good thing that your mommy is nice and pretty and doesn't need magic  hair."
  Sam: "Most of the time!"

* Samantha kept singing Happy Birthday to me. I kept explaining that it wasn't my birthday.
"Mommy, does it really matter? You're super old! Well, not as old as Grandma Rita. She's as old as dinosaurs!" (Sorry, mom... had to share!)

* I emerged from the shower one morning, and two naked little girls were there waiting on me. "Oh, hi Mommy! We decided to be naked with you so that you wouldn't feel so alone!"

* We were going outside the other day, and saw the neighbor, who is 41 weeks pregnant, and ready to pop, and feeling every single step, errr, waddle. Samantha said to her, "I have a cute tooshie! Mommy used to have a cute tooshie before she had me!"

... yikes. I tell Samantha all the time that I see her cute tooshie whenever she has a plumbers crack... won't be doing that any longer. Haha... but this poor woman, who is feeling every minute of this pregnancy, didn't need to know that her booty will no longer be where it once was. 

* I asked the kids to pick up toys. Samantha responded, "But Mommy, then what would you do?" I glared. "Oh, I guess you couldn't glare, huh, Mama?" (I don't know where the latest, "MAMA," is coming from.)

Melissa