Just Can't Get Enough.

I just can't get enough of these "isms."

* While waiting to eat... "Where is the waiter?" Samantha was sitting at our table, waiting for food. "Oh, Daddy waiter! Where are you?"

* Sam: "Mommy, whenever I hear music, my tooshie just HAS to dance!"

Me: "I don't think it's genetic."
Sam: "What does that mean?"
Me: "You didn't get that from me."
Sam: "Oh. Yeah. Whenever you hear music, your mouth moves."

*Sam: "Mother dearest, I would like some fruit snacks. Maggie can have cheese."

Me: "I don't believe you're in charge."
Sam: "Oh, but Mother dearest, Iiiiiiii am a bossy pants."
Me: "Yes, but that doesn't make youuuuuuuu the boss."
Sam: "Psssshhhhh, youuuuuuu do what I want. You just got me fruit snacks."

* I have a Beatles shirt, that has the faces of the 4 bandmates. Gavin likes to point at George, and say "Dada." I think this means that Daddy needs a haircut.

* I was eating cheese and crackers for lunch, and Sam was helping me put the cheese on the crackers. "Mom, face it, you couldn't do a thing without me."

* "Mommy, I put lotion on my legs. I gotta keep up with my skin.I want to stay looking 3 for a long time. According to a commercial that you didn't skip over, it's important."

* Yesterday, we were in the car and passed by a garbage truck. Maggie pointed it out to Samantha and said "There's your man." I thought we had moved past the garbage man.

Melissa