Inside My Kids Heads.

So, here is what I think  goes on in my kids' heads... all from my point of view, of course.

Samantha:
* I'm going to go boss Maggie & Gavin around.
* Ouch, Maggie pulled my hair, barely.
* I should really over-dramatisize the pain. Start crying. Now tattle on Maggie.
* Haha, Maggie got a timeout.
* I think I'll go pull Maggie's hair.
* Yes! Maggie didn't tell on me. Got away with another mean act!
* Hmm, maybe I should pee.
* "I peed in the potty!"
* Let's see if I can get away with not washing my hands.
* Dang, I had to wash my hands. Growing up stinks.
* Now, I'm going to say something witty, and make my mom laugh.
* Worked like a charm. She loves me the most.
* Oh, Maggie and Gavin have to take a nap. I'm almost 4. Almost 4 year olds don't need to nap.
* What does Mommy mean that I have to take a rest? So unfair. I'm going on strike.
* Strike didn't work, and now I'm in my bed. This is so uncool.
* Must not sleep, must not sleep, must not..... zzzzzzzzzzzz.
* Wait a minute... Did I just fall asleep? I have to go pester Mommy so she doesn't know.


Maggie:
* I think I'll climb all over everything. I never get hurt.
* Ouch. I hit my head.
* I think I'll pull Samantha's hair.
* She's so dramatic. Hopefully I don't get in trouble.
* Yep, another time out.
* I think I'll play with my Mickey gang.
* I like it when Minnie & Mickey kiss.
* Ouch, Sam pulled my hair. She's so mean.
* Wait, I think I need to poop.
* "Mommmmmm! Big poop!"
* Why does Mommy keep asking me if I want to use the potty? Of course I don't. Then I'd be like Sam.
* I'm going to give Mommy kisses. She loves those.
* Mommy liked my kiss. She loves me the most.
* Naptime? Seriously? Again?
* Must not sleep, must not....zzzzzzzzzzz.
* Ack! Did I miss something?
* Alright, time for more climbing and flipping around.
* Ouch. I hit my knee.
* I guess Mommy's right, it isn't too shocking that I had stitches. But I can't let her know that I know.

Gavin:
* I want a bottle.
* Mommy's mean. She won't let me have a bottle.
* I think I'll cry incessantly.
* Crying didn't work. Still no bottle.
* I'm going to go steal one of Samantha & Maggie's toys and run.
* Runnnnnnning is fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!
* I really need to learn how to run better. Maggie got me.
* Maggie pulled Sam's hair and got a time out. Amateur. I never get a time out, and I pull her hair all the time.
* In fact, I think I'll go pull Sam's hair, too.
* Sam's crying. Again.
* Wait, why am I getting a time out? I'm a baby!
* Growing up stinks.
* So does my diaper.
* Aww, Mommy changed me and tickled me and gave me kisses.
* Mommy loves me the most.
* Nap time? Does that mean I get a bottle? Sweet. I'm going to sleep.
* Zzzzzzzzzzz.
* What did I miss?
* Oh, princess shoes. I think I'll strut around in these. Mommy thinks it's funny.
* Strutting my stuff. I'm so sexy in my pink heels.
* Mommy's laughing again. Yep, definitely her favorite.